The Book
From the back cover:
“You can do it!” “Never give up!” “Just believe in yourself!”
You’ve no doubt heard stupid advice like that before, and look where it’s gotten you. Within the pages of this book are the inspirational words to help you visualize all of your dreams, crush them into tiny little pieces, and realize, once and for all, that You Can’t Be Anything.
You Can't Be Anything is a cynical, illustrated pseudo-children's book. Written in rhyming verse, it pairs sing-song-y language with imagery of an adorable little boy exploring different careers (albeit unsuccessfully). Both are meant to make the bitter pill of realizing the unattainability of your life's dreams that much easier to follow.
You Can't Be Anything is available on CreateSpace, Amazon, and limited signed copies are available on StorEnvy.
You can download a short preview, but for an even better look inside the book, please check it out on Amazon.
